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Mermaid Tears Vodka
  • Mermaid Tears Vodka
  • Mermaid Tears Vodka
  • Mermaid Tears Vodka
  • Mermaid Tears Vodka
  • Mermaid Tears Vodka

Mermaid Tears Vodka

Best served on the rocks

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Mermaid Tears Vodka
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  • Premium French Grain vodka made from the tears of Mermaids
  • Ocean-blue liquid with a glittery haze
  • Splash into a cocktail or serve straight on the rocks
  • Make a different kind of mermaid toast
  • Tears only harvested from line-caught Mermaids
  • Created by Firebox
Ve - Suitable for Vegans


Before you say it – yes it's possible to cry underwater, and yes this vodka is made from real mermaid tears.

Escape your tedious reality and submerge your tastebuds in the smooth taste of Mermaid Tears Vodka. This sparkly spirit is made from premium French Grain Vodka and blended with the glistening tears of our line-caught Mermaid shoal.

Give the chunky bottle a swirl and, just like a Mermaid's tail whipping up the sea floor, a glittery haze will begin to disperse throughout this dreamy, ocean-blue vodka.

This mesmerising blend is delicious splashed into cocktails or served on the rocks – so go ahead, leave your boring human life behind and sip upon the shimmering tears of these sassy sirens.
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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24 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Irish girl with English BF. Lockdown 2020 made him drink it all without me to mask his manly tears at not seeing me for over 3 months.."
    - 24th of June, 2020
  • "My friend was elated to receive this gift. "
    - 28th of May, 2020
  • "Gift for a friend who usually prefers gin but she loves it & uses it in cocktails & in toasts as to those lost. Great buy."
    - 19th of February, 2020
  • "Looks really cool in the glass / with lemonade. Standard vodka aside from that :) "
    - 9th of January, 2020
  • "I tried to resist it....but it appears to be 40% stronger than me!! "
    - 5th of March, 2019