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Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

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Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
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  • High-fives and handshakes – clean at last
  • Eliminates 99.9% of bacteria and social awkwardness
  • Smells like innocence
  • Touch friends and colleagues without unleashing a plague of germs
  • Works very well as a non-genital specific hand sanitizer
Everyone loves touching. Touch is one of our fundamental senses, and while you can theoretically touch something with any part of your body, we all know that hands are the biggest culprit. We touch our surroundings, we touch our food, we touch each other and like the Divinyls famously sang, sometimes we touch ourselves.*

But what happens when all of this touching goes horribly, dirtily, inappropriately wrong?

It might surprise you to know that we aren't actually doctors, so we won’t/can't bore you with all the complicated medical terms, but suffice it to say that your genitals are a veritable hornet’s nest of bacterium, a tropical hotbed if you will.

Of course, we’re not suggesting you avoid your downstairs area altogether, it’s just that sometimes we forget to wash our hands afterwards. And if you’re anything like the team at Firebox HQ, barely an hour goes by without a round of high fives or congratulatory hugs and handshakes. Uh oh! Potentially awkward social faux pas.

But never fear, because help is at hand. (Sorry).

With the Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer we bring you the number one after-genital-contact hand sanitizing lotion, proven to eliminate 99.99% of germs on contact. Meaning that now you can touch yourself as much (or as little) as you like without unleashing a catastrophic plague of your genital germs on friends and colleagues. High five!

*Only considered ’Famously’ if you are a fan of great Australian 80’s rock, or Blondie covers.

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9 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Brilliant and funny - A Christmas present for my Boss"
    Meg Jayde - 17th of November, 2017
  • "Nice novelty and pretty funny."
    Eric - 28th of September, 2016
  • "I really enjoyed giving these items to friends...they had quite the laugh! So. . Much fun!"
    Natalie - 20th of January, 2016
  • "Bought this because my dog always licks my fingers and I know he licks his balls."
    Cameron - 21st of December, 2015
  • "Great fun item for the clean freaks in your life."
    Gary - 18th of December, 2015