Machete Spatula

Grill or be grilled

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Machete Spatula
£11.99
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  • Terrifying in appearance but extremely convenient in nature
  • Look incredibly tough and macho when flipping meat
  • Like all good tools, this machete has 3 built in bottle openers
  • Bandana included. No, seriously
  • Transform yourself into a dashing Rambo/Gordon Ramsay hybrid
The pen may well be mightier than the sword, but the machete is no match for the spatula. For arguments sake the two have been combined and the results are utterly glorious. Meet the Machete Spatula
In this grill or be grilled world it’s every chef for themselves, and with a tool this size there’s no limit to the amount of crustaceans you’ll be putting on the barbie.

Instil uneasiness in your dinner guests before serving them the best darn burger they've ever laid teeth upon. Your new, show-stopping utensil also comes with a built-in bottle opener and - perhaps most importantly - a bandana. You’re now officially a troubled Vietnam War Veteran with a penchant for medium-rare flesh, and boy does it suit you.

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6 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Looks big and mean. Just don't go walking around public places with it in hand!"
    Nelson - 7th of October, 2016
  • "Good and sturdy. Fingers crossed for BBQ season! "
    Mandy - 16th of February, 2016
  • "Perfect for the zombie killing burger flipping brother-in-law."
    William - 29th of December, 2015
  • "Awesome! I'm going to keep it mounted on the wall in case of future zombie apocalypse's (apocalypsai?) And maybe flip some burgers."
    Amy - 11th of December, 2015
  • "My husband is going to think he is one of the pit boys when I give him this. Totally makes up for the unmanly cushion I also got him."
    Amie - 17th of November, 2015

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