Machete Spatula
Machete Spatula
Machete Spatula
Machete Spatula
Machete Spatula

Machete Spatula

Grill or be grilled
In Stock
£11.99$15.39€14.39
6 reviews
734 shares
Terrifying in appearance but extremely convenient in nature
Look incredibly tough and macho when flipping meat
Like all good tools, this machete has 3 built in bottle openers
Bandana included. No, seriously
Transform yourself into a dashing Rambo/Gordon Ramsay hybrid
Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Product info

Key features

  • Terrifying in appearance but extremely convenient in nature
  • Look incredibly tough and macho when flipping meat
  • Like all good tools, this machete has 3 built in bottle openers
  • Bandana included. No, seriously
  • Transform yourself into a dashing Rambo/Gordon Ramsay hybrid
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6 reviews

Average: 5/5 stars

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by Ian - 11th of July, 2015
Fantastic! It was a Father's Day present for my old man and it really looked the part, he was chuffed with it!
by Amie - 17th of November, 2015
My husband is going to think he is one of the pit boys when I give him this. Totally makes up for the unmanly cushion I also got him.
734 Shares
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Description
The pen may well be mightier than the sword, but the machete is no match for the spatula. For arguments sake the two have been combined and the results are utterly glorious. Meet the Machete Spatula
In this grill or be grilled world it’s every chef for themselves, and with a tool this size there’s no limit to the amount of crustaceans you’ll be putting on the barbie.

Instil uneasiness in your dinner guests before serving them the best darn burger they've ever laid teeth upon. Your new, show-stopping utensil also comes with a built-in bottle opener and - perhaps most importantly - a bandana. You’re now officially a troubled Vietnam War Veteran with a penchant for medium-rare flesh, and boy does it suit you.

 

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Please Note:
  • Not suitable for bushwhacking.
Product Features:
  • BBQ spatula
  • Perfect for flipping meat
  • Trio of bottle openers
  • Oak handle
  • Stainless steel blade
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 48cm(W) x 11cm(H) x 2cm(D)
Customer reviews
"Looks big and mean. Just don't go walking around public places with it in hand!"
Nelson - 7th of October, 2016
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