- Get your face (or a friend's/loved one's) printed on a pair of pants
- Retro Y-front style with elastic waistband and contrast trim
- Enjoy the comfort of a friendly face gently cupping your genitals
- Super comfy and made of 100% combed cotton
- Sit proudly upon the faces of your friends and loved ones
- A passive-aggressive alternative to a fully-fledged chastity belt
What underwear are you wearing right now? Go on. Have a little look. No particular reason, just a lonely, inquisitive copywriter seeing what he can get away with.
Where was I? Yes, your underwear, did you look? I'll bet they were pretty boring, unless of course... they were your "lucky" pair. You know, the ones that get you dates and job interviews and such. How long have you had those for again? It's probably time for an upgrade.
Introducing M-Y Fronts, personalised briefs that are going to change the face of underwear forever. All you need to do is upload two high quality photos against a white background and we'll print them onto the front and back of your chosen colour of pants. Just think, a friendly face gently cupping your nether regions, smiling back at you whenever you're feeling down.
They also make the perfect gift for a loved one when you're not around; whether you want to see them as a warm and comforting presence or a passive-aggressive alternative to a chastity belt – your gorgeous face warding off persistent sexual intruders.
Make no mistake, these aren't mere novelty undergarments, these are quality pants.
Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
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