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Love Bites Balloons
Love Bites Balloons
Love Bites Balloons
Love Bites Balloons
Love Bites Balloons
Love Bites Balloons
Love Bites Balloons

Love Bites Balloons

Love is in the air
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£6.99$9.00€8.39
7 reviews
37 shares
A simple and colourful way to reveal your innermost feelings
Cut to the chase. Win their heart
12 indecent inflatables printed with 3 blunt and romantic slogans
Fill them with helium or just your own heavy and seductive breath
Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Product info

Key features

  • A simple and colourful way to reveal your innermost feelings
  • Cut to the chase. Win their heart
  • 12 indecent inflatables printed with 3 blunt and romantic slogans
  • Fill them with helium or just your own heavy and seductive breath
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7 reviews

Average: 5/5 stars

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by Sophie - 17th of February, 2015
They went down very well on my Valentines evening. Quirky, amusing, and unexpected!
by Laura - 26th of February, 2015
Fantastic - absolutely loved them as did my husband :) perfect Valentines addition :).
37 Shares
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Description
You could argue that a balloon is a lot like a healthy, loving relationship. It takes a little bit of blowing to get things started, then it gradually fills with those warm floaty feelings and eventually you've probably got to tie the knot (and all it takes is one prick to come along and ruin it all!).

With this in mind, we can think of no better way to convey your unspoken emotions than with the Love Bites Balloons. Printed with three frank and romantic slogans, these indecent inflatables harness the charming power of good old-fashioned honesty.

When it comes to "love" there's no use beating around the bush or leaving them to guess how you really feel; so if you can't say it yourself, make things crystal clear with these sweary balloons.

 

More info
Please Note:
  • Suitable for ages 8+ (They're a choking hazard, and children probably shouldn't know the word "f*ck" quite just yet)
Product Features:
  • Pack of 12 frank and romantic balloons:
    • 4x Hot Pink – I BLOODY LOVE YOU
    • 4x Light Pink – DAMN YOU'RE FINE
    • 4x White – LET'S F*CK
  • Printed on both sides
  • Can be filled with helium or your own minty/onion fresh breath
Dimensions:
  • Balloons inflate to approximately 25cm (10")
Customer reviews
"Ahhh nothing says valentines day romance more than these balloons! Great funny gift"
Parastou - 10th of February, 2017
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