Put that dry-erase board in the bin and hang this beauty up in its place.
Write your deep and meaningful messages or just doodle random crap on this sleek black frame with the three included pens. Sit back and relax as the magic remote illuminates your creations in whatever colour your fickle heart desires faster than you can say fluorescent colourless, odourless, inert monatomic gas.
Remind yourself to replace those bagels you drunkenly snaffled off your flatmate (again) with the giant neon glow of your doughy drawings on the wall. And you’ll never need to concern yourself with popping out for more batteries either because this luminous canvas is USB powered.
Okay, the remote control isn’t really magic, but does have an obscene amount of features including 16 colours to match every mood you’ve ever had and more motion modes than you know what to do with.