We don’t sell the Koziol Unplugged Coffee Maker (with Cup!) anymore, sorry!

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Ahhh... Coffee. Once a rejuvenating beverage enjoyed by ancient civilisations - in a civilised fashion - now the most painfully complicated, pretentious and time-consuming process known to humanity.

Well the Unplugged Coffee Maker is taking it back to a earlier time. A simpler time.

A time when you weren't forced to choose from an absurd assortment of sizes and flavours, by an army of hyper-positive serving-clones, who couldn't spell your name on your cup if your name was actually cup. A time when you asked for coffee, and got… coffee.

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Product info

Ahhh... Coffee. Once a rejuvenating beverage enjoyed by ancient civilisations - in a civilised fashion - now the most painfully complicated, pretentious and time-consuming process known to humanity.

Well the Unplugged Coffee Maker is taking it back to a earlier time. A simpler time.

A time when you weren't forced to choose from an absurd assortment of sizes and flavours, by an army of hyper-positive serving-clones, who couldn't spell your name on your cup if your name was actually cup. A time when you asked for coffee, and got… coffee.