- Recreate and feast upon Kim Kardashian's phenomenal ass
- Grease the tin to give it that familiar well-oiled glaze
- Works best with peach flavoured jelly
- Highly detailed with authentic butt wobble
- Enough for 15 servings, must be consumed within 24 hours
- A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips
Kim Kardashian. Beloved TV and social media personality, devoted wife to Kanye, "inventor of the selfie" and proud owner of the powerful ass that crippled the Internet. Dayum. Those shapely glazed buns, like a pair of smooth undulating hills; as iconic and recognisable as the McDonalds 'M' or the Great Pyramids of Giza. She has undoubtedly inspired Beyonce's music and now she's inspired us to create... the Kim Kardashian Jelly Mould.
How we made it? It doesn't matter and we'll never tell. Just know that you can now produce a cheeky dessert that's so voluptuous, so oversized and outrageous that your dinner guests will think you've Photo-shopped the damned thing.
For best results, grease the tin generously and your curvaceous rump will possess that slippery well-oiled finish. Why not complete the image and make the perfect party centrepiece by effortlessly balancing a full champagne flute on top of it – you'll be dining just like Kanye in no time.
Treat yourself to a slap up meal, grab a piece of ass or just enjoy the hole thing.
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