Its a voice recorder. It looks like a little microphone. It includes a keyring. Voila, we give you the Keyring Microphone Voice Recorder.
This little beauty is a great gift for the forgetful, and a great prop for singing along at the pub. And the ingenious among you can use it while wearing a Fedora with a 'Press' sign in the band to nab a free seat at your local team's next home game. Great for those brilliant ideas you always have when there isn't a pen to hand!
You can make recordings of up to ten seconds. This sounds short, but it's plenty of time to say what you have to. It was ample for JFK to say "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.". Oscar Wilde would have had time left over for a snifter after saying "Work is the curse of the drinking classes". And it was plenty enough time for David Coleman to utter the profound "And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago".
In this age of ever-increasing complexity, the Keyring Microphone Voice Recorder is simplicity itself. It has two buttons - Record and Play. We'll leave it up to you to work out what each does. I mean, how hard can it be, right? It includes batteries, so its ready to go right out of the box. This is the ideal accessory for every discerning keyring owner.