You drank your way around the world of beers, racked up countless hours on box sets and films, and listened to many an iconic album in the dark alone. You could do with some social interaction and movement after all of that sedentary solitude.
The time has come for your to sensually pretzel your way to orgasmic bliss and mark off your progress on this poster. Yes, the folks behind those fabulous scratchy try-new-things posters have made a saucy one.
Tired of swapping between missionary, cowgirl and that one where you’re sort of spooning but can’t really be arsed? Of course you are! Ditch all that and try something new. Strengthen muscles you never knew you had. Revel in the fun of a scratchcard without wasting any money or having to schlep to the corner shop. Good grief, we spoil you lot.
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