"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaur mug"
After hours, nay weeks, spent brushing away endless millimetres of sand and dirt; weary archaeologists unearthed the fossilised remains of an infant Tyrannosaurus Rex. Curled immaculately around some sort of prehistoric drinking vessel, with the twisting vertebrae of its ancient tail forming a perfectly ergonomic handle.
These meticulous archaeologists needn't have been so cautious with their excavations, as this rare discovery is both dishwasher and microwave safe – and now yours to own.