Joe’s Exotic Condoms
  • Joe’s Exotic Condoms
  • Joe’s Exotic Condoms
  • Joe’s Exotic Condoms
  • Joe’s Exotic Condoms

Joe’s Exotic Condoms

Big Cat Protection

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£9.99

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Joe’s Exotic Condoms
£9.99
This is only available at Firebox!
  • The perfect latex cage for your wild and untamed beast
  • "Tiger King-Sized" (not particularly big according to Jeff)
  • Pack of four – one for you and your two husbands + a spare
  • Keep your Maldonado Passage disease-free
  • 98% effective, 100% unofficial

Description

"I'm never gonna financially recover from this" – You nine months from now if you don't rubber up with Joe's Exotic Condoms.

He's the mulleted, gun-toting, gay polygamist country musician come zookeeper fashionista – and he's become the undisputed cult hero to an entire generation of bored humans trapped in their lockdown cages.

If the news is to be believed, we are in the midst of an isolation-induced baby boom AND there's a global shortage of condoms. Are you going to let your potential future offspring become a Covid-19 cliché?!

"I’ve been doing this 20 years, never even been bit” – and we all remember what happened to that guy. By all means #FreeJoeExotic – but make sure you keep your own crazy sexy animal protected with Joe's Exotic Condoms.

All the cool cats and kittens are wearing 'em so why wouldn’t you?
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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