We don’t sell the Jesus Watch anymore, sorry!

We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

We did once and we had fun. But we've moved on. These things happen. We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

Product info

We’re piously proud to present the Jesus Watch, a 100% legitimate, replica Rolex featuring the face of Mary's immaculate child in a stylish, stainless-steel setting.

Enjoy the timeless style of a Rolex (at a fraction of the cost), safe in the knowledge that Jesus watches over you. Plus, just like Jesus, it's not phased by water, has 3 hands and glows in the dark... Perfect for putting on your Sunday best.

Isn’t it about time you let the Jesus Watch into your life?

Product info

We’re piously proud to present the Jesus Watch, a 100% legitimate, replica Rolex featuring the face of Mary's immaculate child in a stylish, stainless-steel setting.

Enjoy the timeless style of a Rolex (at a fraction of the cost), safe in the knowledge that Jesus watches over you. Plus, just like Jesus, it's not phased by water, has 3 hands and glows in the dark... Perfect for putting on your Sunday best.

Isn’t it about time you let the Jesus Watch into your life?