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It's F*cking Boiling USB Fan
  • It's F*cking Boiling USB Fan
  • It's F*cking Boiling USB Fan
  • It's F*cking Boiling USB Fan

It's F*cking Boiling USB Fan

Feeling hot, hot, hot

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Sh*t Hot right now
  • Because it’s f*cking boiling out there!
  • The cheekiest way to stay cool
  • Blast yourself with cool breeze
  • Just plug it in via USB and prepare to chill
  • Throw that cumbersome beige desk fan in the bin


Much as we Brits like to complain about our rubbish weather, it can get boiling out there. F*cking boiling, some might say. And don’t even get us started on how f*cking boiling it gets if you inch a little closer to the equator.

This little fan will keep you chill through the even the fiercest heatwave. It may be compact but it almost has all the power of a jet engine. Sort of. A very tiny jet engine.

And, of course, as the blade spins round, it magically says IT’S F*CKING BOILING. Because when it’s that hot, you don’t have the energy to complain about how hot it is. It’s the twenty first century: everyone’s letting their fans do the talking. Didn’t you get the memo?

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4 Reviews

Average 4.5/5 stars
  • "Has been enjoyed - especially in this heat! Fab little gadget!"
    - 24th of August, 2019
  • "Great little device, works well, had one little mare where the words turned to lines but it sorted itself out after a while and worked fine "
    - 9th of August, 2019
  • "It's f*cking brilliant"
    - 16th of July, 2019
  • "Went down a storm in the office, love it. "
    - 10th of July, 2019