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It's F*cking Boiling Towel
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This is only available at Firebox!
- Because it’s f*cking boiling out there!
- Or not, knowing what British weather is like
- Perfect for the beach, the gym, the pool, wherever really
- Made of super fast-drying, tight-rolling microfibre
- Machine-washable, of course
There’s nothing quite like a British summer - it could go either way, scorching temps and clear blue skies for days at a time, or permanent grey overcast leaving the mercury stranded around the 12 degree mark. This is a beach towel for both of those occasions.
Spread this bad boy out on the sand and park your ass. You’re on holiday and it’s your duty to relax. Don’t worry if it gets wet, it’ll be dry again in no time thanks to this super fast-drying, tight-rolling microfibre.
Whether the dodgy weather renders your microfibre sentiment ironic or you’re in for the biggest heatwave in history, this towel will make everyone smirk and think ‘hey, that person’s alright.’
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