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We don’t sell the Instant Regret Grow Your Own Chilli Kit anymore, sorry!

We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

We did once and we had fun. But we've moved on. These things happen. We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

Product info

You’ve set your entire face aflame with the Instant Regret Chocolate, you’ve sipped shots of pure fire with the Instant Regret Vodka, and now, the power to add offensive heat to food and drink is in your hands garden.

This Grow Your Own Chilli Kit comes with everything you need to grow the infamous Chocolate Habanero chilli aka the Devil’s Tongue (500k SHU) right in your own home.
It’s your ticket to homemade hotness

This is one for the green-thumbs looking to give their garden a bit of bite. Each kit contains seeds, incubation pots, plant markers, compost disks and some simple instructions for growing your own offensively hot Instant Regret chillies.

Product info

You’ve set your entire face aflame with the Instant Regret Chocolate, you’ve sipped shots of pure fire with the Instant Regret Vodka, and now, the power to add offensive heat to food and drink is in your hands garden.

This Grow Your Own Chilli Kit comes with everything you need to grow the infamous Chocolate Habanero chilli aka the Devil’s Tongue (500k SHU) right in your own home.
It’s your ticket to homemade hotness

This is one for the green-thumbs looking to give their garden a bit of bite. Each kit contains seeds, incubation pots, plant markers, compost disks and some simple instructions for growing your own offensively hot Instant Regret chillies.