Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate
  • Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate
  • Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate

Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate

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Expected in stock: 28th Feb, 2019

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Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate
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  • The hottest bar of chocolate in the whole world
  • Delicious chocolate infused with a 6.4 million Scoville chilli extract
  • Think you enjoy spicy food? Put your taste-buds to the ultimate test
  • May induce a scorching bout of uncontrollable hiccups


Do you love chocolate? Do you love chilli? Do you love feeling like your tongue is melting and your tears are on fire? Within this unassuming and sleek black packaging lies the supremely hot delicacy you've been waiting for – Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate.

We extracted the capsaicin (the hot bit) from the hottest chillies available, the resulting infusion burns like a thousand suns, and then we made delicious milk chocolate with it. Or at least, that was the plan.

If you’re the kind of seasoned curry connoisseur who asks for extra spicy, or the type to drizzle Tabasco liberally on everything, then this may well be a dream come true. However be warned, this ludicrously hot chocolate is not for the faint of heart... it’s not even really for fun. Strictly speaking, it’s probably not chocolate at all.

So just to confirm for anyone in the remotest of doubt – our Instant Regret Chocolate really is extraordinarily hot. The factory didn't really want to make it. It's fair to say that it turned out quite a bit hotter than anyone expected. Still, what is joy without pain – excruciating oral and internal pain?

Challenge yourself, and your friends. You won’t regret it.*

*Seriously, you almost certainly WILL regret it.
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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114 Reviews

Average 4.5/5 stars
  • "Best stuff EVER! You’ve got it try it yourself to realise how funny it is to give to somebody else!!! "
    - 16th of January, 2019
  • "2nd Time purchasing this and just as the first time. Unbelievably hot and get great reactions!"
    - 14th of January, 2019
  • "We laughed a lot and enjoyed. It took me a while to get over. Not sure I retry the experiment but sure I'll do even benefit others ;)"
    - 14th of January, 2019
  • "Spicier than expected but would eat it again with 10 l of milk next to me"
    - 12th of January, 2019
  • "Hot. Never experienced pain like it. Take 1 square at a time and after 10 minutes wonder what to do with the rest of it."
    - 10th of January, 2019