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Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate

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Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate
£7.99
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  • The hottest bar of chocolate in the whole world
  • Delicious chocolate infused with a 6.4 million Scoville chilli extract
  • Think you enjoy spicy food? Put your taste-buds to the ultimate test
  • May induce a scorching bout of uncontrollable hiccups
Do you love chocolate? Do you love chilli? Do you love feeling like your tongue is melting and your tears are on fire? Within this unassuming and sleek black packaging lies the supremely hot delicacy you've been waiting for – Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate.

We extracted the capsaicin (the hot bit) from the hottest chillies available, the resulting infusion burns like a thousand suns, and then we made delicious milk chocolate with it. Or at least, that was the plan.

If you’re the kind of seasoned curry connoisseur who asks for extra spicy, or the type to drizzle Tabasco liberally on everything, then this may well be a dream come true. However be warned, this ludicrously hot chocolate is not for the faint of heart... it’s not even really for fun. Strictly speaking, it’s probably not chocolate at all.

So just to confirm for anyone in the remotest of doubt – our Instant Regret Chocolate really is extraordinarily hot. The factory didn't really want to make it. It's fair to say that it turned out quite a bit hotter than anyone expected. Still, what is joy without pain – excruciating oral and internal pain?

Challenge yourself, and your friends. You won’t regret it.*

*Seriously, you almost certainly WILL regret it.
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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70 Reviews

Average 4.5/5 stars
  • "Perfection "
    Terry - 14th of November, 2017
  • "Took it into school, lots of swearing, crying and pain followed. It is brilliant, and extremely hot."
    Toby - 1st of November, 2017
  • "This isn't hot. This is molten lava punishing every fiber of your being. Bring milk and bring backup in the form of friends ready to help!"
    Sarah - 15th of October, 2017
  • "A product to challenge your friends and dose your enemies. The most common response to eating one piece was coughing, sweating and swearing."
    Andrew - 18th of April, 2017
  • "Best experience of my life, true to it's word of being hot. Cannot wait to order more!"
    David - 13th of April, 2017

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