Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate
  • Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate
  • Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate

Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate

No. Stop. Don’t

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Expected in stock: 20th Sep, 2019

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Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate
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  • The hottest bar of chocolate in the whole world
  • Delicious chocolate infused with a 6.4 million Scoville chilli extract
  • Think you enjoy spicy food? Put your taste-buds to the ultimate test
  • May induce a scorching bout of uncontrollable hiccups

Description

Do you love chocolate? Do you love chilli? Do you love feeling like your tongue is melting and your tears are on fire? Within this unassuming and sleek black packaging lies the supremely hot delicacy you've been waiting for – Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate.

We extracted the capsaicin (the hot bit) from the hottest chillies available, the resulting infusion burns like a thousand suns, and then we made delicious milk chocolate with it. Or at least, that was the plan.

If you’re the kind of seasoned curry connoisseur who asks for extra spicy, or the type to drizzle Tabasco liberally on everything, then this may well be a dream come true. However be warned, this ludicrously hot chocolate is not for the faint of heart... it’s not even really for fun. Strictly speaking, it’s probably not chocolate at all.

So just to confirm for anyone in the remotest of doubt – our Instant Regret Chocolate really is extraordinarily hot. The factory didn't really want to make it. It's fair to say that it turned out quite a bit hotter than anyone expected. Still, what is joy without pain – excruciating oral and internal pain?

Challenge yourself, and your friends. You won’t regret it.*

*Seriously, you almost certainly WILL regret it.
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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131 Reviews

Average 4.5/5 stars
  • "Biblically hot, epically so!"
    - 5th of September, 2019
  • "Weeping, hiccuping, sweating. 5 stars "
    - 28th of August, 2019
  • "My friends and family hate me lol"
    - 18th of August, 2019
  • "The best pack of chocolate I haven't eaten. It wasn't delivered on the delivery date but support was very responsive and resolved it quickly"
    - 1st of August, 2019
  • "Absolutely Fantastic. do yourself a favour and don't eat some , great prank and good for challenges"
    - 22nd of July, 2019

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