Alternative Christmas Gifts
Alternative Christmas Gifts

Instant Regret Chilli Beer

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  • This is the World's hottest beer
  • Contains four excessively spicy bottles of hell fire
  • May induce scorching hot hiccups and belches
  • Will certainly cause you to distrust all regular beers
  • Not refreshing in the slightest
Instant Regret Beer is an award-winning aromatic porter, brewed by the alchemists of pain at Brewsters Brewery and violated by a 2 million scoville chili extract.

This is the very opposite of refreshing, chilling it will make absolutely no difference whatsoever. Seriously, it is infinitely hotter than we could have ever imagined. Arguably we've made a terrible, terrible mistake and you would be wise to have a milk/ice-cream chaser very close to hand. Your mouth will never forgive you. It's pure hell fire that will mercilessly punish your senses and we won't even bother to mention the internal strife it'll cause.

Once you've recovered, all that will remain will be to share the painful, life-affirming experience with everyone you know – which is a why we've made them in generous packs of four.

Put your taste buds to the ultimate test. Pop the cap and try it for yourself.
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4 Reviews

Average 4/5 stars
  • "Bought as a gift, forced to try some... My god this stuff is hot!! Good fun though."
    Toby - 1st of January, 2016
  • "It's pretty hot stuff, definitely recommend it."
    Brendan - 29th of December, 2015
  • "Excellent product. Good value for money and dad loved the taste. Went down really well."
    Abigail - 29th of December, 2015
  • "Fucking bang tidy."
    Rebecca - 8th of December, 2015

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