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Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderiser
  • Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderiser
  • Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderiser
  • Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderiser

Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderiser

The universe is at steak

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£19.99

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Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderiser
£19.99
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  • Titan up your cooking game with this powerful kitchen accessory
  • Hulk - smash. Thanos - tenderise
  • Internal silicone grip for non-slip meat beating
  • Use it to create the perfect flat iron (man) steak

Description

Just ask Thanos and he'll tell you a perfectly balanced meal requires a well-tenderised slab of meat.*

Fun isn't something one considers when flattening a raw sirloin steak, but wielding the Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderiser is sure to put a smile on your face.

This powerful kitchen accessory comes bundled with a recipe book full of marvellous dishes, including:

  • Infinity Cutlet
  • Pepper Chicken Potts Pie
  • Hawkeye Steak
  • End "Game" Pie
  • Stark Tartare
You can't erase half the universe with a click of your fingers, but you can pound red meat, pork, poultry and superheroes into submission.

*Perfectly balanced meals obviously don't require meat, but we figured there aren't many vegetarians/vegans in the market for a meat tenderiser. Suppose you could still use it to pulverise a cauliflower or something – go wild!

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