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Images You Should Not Masturbate To

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Images You Should Not Masturbate To
£7.99
  • A range of unexpected, apparently asexual imagery
  • Guaranteed to either curb your sexual urges, or inspire unexpected new ones
  • Perfect for people who prefer pictures (there’s no words)
  • A standing challenge to fans of self-love
  • The best book you'll ever come across


Guaranteed to inspire mass discussions and plenty of group debate, the Images You Should Not Masturbate To book is a uniquely interesting proposition.

Featuring an assortment of unconnected, apparently asexual images, this beautifully presented book simultaneously serves as a metaphorical cold shower and a standing challenge to anyone into self-love.

Ideal for pre-date preparation or when you just want to dispel that loving feeling; this book will raise questions you may not want to answer.

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29 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Hilarious! This will make the perfect secret santa gift!!"
    Ellie - 14th of November, 2017
  • "Brilliant book for my other half, not sure if it will be effective though! "
    Kelly O'Brien - 16th of August, 2017
  • "For those with a dark sense of humour and a very dirty mind."
    Amy - 16th of November, 2016
  • "Bought this as a birthday present for a best friend in the Navy. Him and his shop mates got a good laugh."
    Gabrielle - 13th of April, 2016
  • "I bought this for a present for my boss. He loved it and didn't stop laughing for hours."
    Karen - 7th of April, 2016

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