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Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Pull the other one
A range of unexpected, apparently asexual imagery
Guaranteed to either curb your sexual urges, or inspire unexpected new ones
Perfect for people who prefer pictures (there’s no words)
A standing challenge to fans of self-love
The best book you'll ever come across
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Next DayDelivery available Before 5pm
Guaranteed to inspire mass discussions and plenty of group debate, the Images You Should Not Masturbate To book is a uniquely interesting proposition.
Featuring an assortment of unconnected, apparently asexual images, this beautifully presented book simultaneously serves as a metaphorical cold shower and a standing challenge to anyone into self-love.
Ideal for pre-date preparation or when you just want to dispel that loving feeling; this book will raise questions you may not want to answer.
Neither sanctioned or endorsed by any legitimate medical authority, this book should be used with care
Over 40 pages of unexpected, apparently asexual imagery
Portable and lightweight
Measures approximately 14cm(W) x 18cm(H) x 0.5cm(D)
"Bought this as a birthday present for a best friend in the Navy. Him and his shop mates got a good laugh."