Alternative Christmas Gifts
Alternative Christmas Gifts

Illegal Alphabet Magnets

May attract or repel

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  • An outstanding set of rude re-arrangeable magnets
  • Create uplifting little word-bites, like 'Git Stick'
  • Endless saucy combinations to suit your mood
  • Based on the celebrated sketch from Modern Toss
When you've come home after a long hard day at work and you wearily tug open the fridge to get yourself a snack - what you really need is a pleasing little verbal pick-me-up, like 'Pipe Fiddler!'

Marched straight from the sunny fields of East Sussex direct to your barren fridge door (you lucky Arse Banjo), the Illegal Alphabet Magnets are here to invigorate your lexicon of profanities and defile metallic surfaces everywhere. They're guaranteed to attract and repel in equal measure.

Created by the obscene minds of the salacious satirists at Modern Toss, this charming array of magnetic muck has endless saucy combinations, and you're their brazen master.

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