Yoga is fine. Yoga people are not fine. They’re usually a bit weird and pretentious, in our frankly limited experience.
Why can’t you just stretch and centre your mind on your breathing without it being A THING? Anyway. Rant over. Moving on. Put that spliff down, you edgy thing. It’s time for downward dog.
Roll out these slick typographic yoga mats and prepare to be the envy of your local ashram. They’re at least 4392485% more Instagrammable than those boring Lululemon ones that cost more than a two bedroom flat in Chelsea.
Furthermore, these sassy mats are large enough for even the thiccest yogi but super lightweight and easy to carry when rolled up. Speaking of thiccness, they’re 3mm thick. Just right, the goldilocks of yoga mat thickness. Goldi-dreadlocks in this case if you’re One Of THOSE Yoga People.