- Keep hydrated and remember the good old days
- Lovely bold slogan to let people know how you really feel
- Holds 500ml of water (or gin – fuck it)
It feels like only yesterday you were surrounded by all your friends, up to your eyes on [insert illegal substance here] and loving life...
Now you find yourself in a room full of sweaty losers, slaving away at some bullshit spinning class – this wasn't how it was meant to be.
Just take a long, refreshing swig from the I Miss Drugs Water Bottle and let the world know that you'd rather be doing something else. Anything else. Ideally some drugs.
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