I Miss Drugs Water Bottle
  • I Miss Drugs Water Bottle
  • I Miss Drugs Water Bottle

I Miss Drugs Water Bottle

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  • Keep hydrated and remember the good old days
  • Lovely bold slogan to let people know how you really feel
  • Holds 500ml of water (or gin – fuck it)


It feels like only yesterday you were surrounded by all your friends, up to your eyes on [insert illegal substance here] and loving life...

Now you find yourself in a room full of sweaty losers, slaving away at some bullshit spinning class – this wasn't how it was meant to be.

Just take a long, refreshing swig from the I Miss Drugs Water Bottle and let the world know that you'd rather be doing something else. Anything else. Ideally some drugs.

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3 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Great! Use it all the time and it’s got quite a few laughs"
    Matthew - 18th of February, 2018
  • "Great quality, perfect gift for my boyfriend who wants to move away from plastic water bottles!"
    Danielle - 18th of December, 2017
  • "I find it hilarious using this at the gym. The looks I get.....!"
    Kate - 13th of December, 2017