Give the soppy Valentine's bullshit a wide birth and tell it like it is with the I F*cking Love You Sweet Card.
Plenty of room to write them a little somethin' somethin' – check
Trademark romantic colour scheme – check
Pod full of delicious heart-shaped jelly beans – check
Cheeky message beneath said jelly beans – checkedy check check
All in all we're pretty confident it'll keep them sweet for at least another year.
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