I Could Chew on This
  • I Could Chew on This
  • I Could Chew on This
  • I Could Chew on This
  • I Could Chew on This

I Could Chew on This

Canine Rhymes

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  • Dogs have feelings too. Incredibly deranged feelings.
  • See the world through their puppy-dog eyes
  • Each poem is paired with it's own heart-warming portrait
  • Get to the root of their loyalty, optimism and relentless chewing


If you've ever looked into a dogs eyes, you'll know that time stands still and tears begin to trickle down your overjoyed face as you both stare longingly into each other's souls. It's entrancing. Whether you realise it or not, dogs are our canine companions, our friends, mad humans trapped in little growling bodies.

We've never fully appreciated a dog's internal emotions. This is probably because when they're happy, they wag their tales. When they're nervous, they wag their tales. And when they're feeling apathetic, they wag their tails. I Could Chew on This brings these deranged doggy thoughts and ideas to the surface through the power of poetry.

Another Bag
True, unbridled love
Is looking at what I just did
On the sidewalk
And then picking it up in a bag
I can only imagine as a treasured keepsake
Wow, the collection you must have by now

Covering all the key topics such as a eating and throwing up, sniffing, separation anxiety and why dogs just keep on running. Each of these eye-opening poems is accompanied by their own heart-warming puppy portrait.

Butter wouldn't bloody melt.

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6 Reviews

Average 4/5 stars
  • "Almost as funny as a dog biting it's own tail."
    Kieran - 31st of December, 2015
  • "Good to ponder on dog thoughts."
    Suzanne - 29th of December, 2015
  • "Even nicer once I had it in my hands. More perfect than I could have hoped."
    Will Bowden - 10th of December, 2015
  • "A gift for a friend. She said it was hilarious."
    L - 7th of December, 2015
  • "Great little book, has some really funny poems, very pleased with purchase."
    Nicole - 11th of June, 2015