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How to Swear
  • How to Swear
  • How to Swear
  • How to Swear
  • How to Swear
  • How to Swear
  • How to Swear
  • How to Swear
  • How to Swear
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How to Swear

A load of b*ll*cks, sh*t, f*ck and more!

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How to Swear
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  • Delve deep into the history of your favourite swears
  • Learn how to craft more impactful insults
  • A crash course on grammatical rules and adverbial uses
  • Written by swearing-connoisseur Stephen Wildish
  • We swear by it (aaahahaha)


You're probably thinking – "I don't need to be taught how to f*cking swear". We thought we were experts on the subject too until we dipped our noses into How to Swear.

This illustrated guide goes deep into the history of swearing; examining the true origins of words like 'f*ck', 'p*ss', 'sh*t' and 'c*nt', before revealing the most impactful way of using them.

Discover the various adverbial uses of different types of animal excrement (horsesh*t, apesh*t etc) as well as how swear words can fulfil different parts of speech. e.g. ‘F*cking f*ck, the f*cking f*cker’s f*cked’.

You'll be crafting glorious sweary prose in no time.

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4 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "I bought this for my irreverent 80 year old father. Needless to say it was a huge hit. Both hilarious and very linguistically informative"
    - 7th of January, 2019
  • "Given as a gift so not had much time to look at it, but on a quick flick through it looked fair entertaining!"
    Samuel - 4th of January, 2018
  • "The art of swearing is underrated. I recommend this book to everyone, so they can get their vocabulary up to great fucking standards."
    Julia - 28th of December, 2017
  • "Hilarious and quite interesting "
    Jake - 18th of December, 2017