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How To Swear Around The World
  • How To Swear Around The World
  • How To Swear Around The World
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How To Swear Around The World

A fairly fruity phrasebook



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  • Insult the locals eloquently and with gusto
  • 128 pages rammed full of foreign sweary delights
  • Featuring everyday curses, X-rated oddities and familiar phrases
  • Covers dozens of different languages
  • Sprinkled with pics and handy phonetic pronunciation guides


It’s still a big wide world out there, and as every adventurer knows, there’s nothing as frustrating as being unable to communicate your feelings. Sure, ordering milk in your coffee, locating the loo and getting out of that dodgy Mexican jail are important conversations, but sometimes you need to be a little more expressive.

Thankfully, here’s the only piece of kit you’ll need to really develop your arsenal of fruity phrases, the guide on How To Swear Around The World. 128 pages packed with curses, phrases and elaborate insults, in dozens of languages; it even includes phonetic pronunciation and pictures.

Ideal for the contemporary traveller who may need to compare a companion to a suggestively shaped fruit, curse an enemy with a painful death or imply that someone’s mother enjoys intimate relations with wild animals.

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Average 4.5/5 stars
  • "Perfect gift "
    - 4th of June, 2020
  • "A fab birthday present for my Mum, she has broadened her spectrum on swearing in multiple languages! She has definitely enjoyed! "
    - 19th of May, 2020
  • "Great amusing book , ideal for gift to person who loves to travel :-)"
    - 11th of December, 2019
  • "Just a wonderful piece of work. I can't even begin to imagine how much knowledge the writers of this book must have. Truly God-tier."
    - 16th of May, 2019
  • "The person i purchased this gift for loved it, he used it immediately asking his employees what they thought he was saying, all in good fun "
    - 8th of February, 2019