How To Live With A Huge Penis
How To Live With A Huge Penis
How To Live With A Huge Penis
How To Live With A Huge Penis
How To Live With A Huge Penis
How To Live With A Huge Penis
How To Live With A Huge Penis
How To Live With A Huge Penis

How To Live With A Huge Penis

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A handy guide to dealing with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG)
Simple ways to tackle penile persecution & tripod tribulations
Discover the unexpected benefits of having a gigantic cock
Is it a blessing or a curse? Learn to embrace what God gave you
Written by experts Dr. Richard Jacob and Reverend Owen Thomas
A real eye-opener
Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery available Before 5pm
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Key features

  • A handy guide to dealing with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG)
  • Simple ways to tackle penile persecution & tripod tribulations
  • Discover the unexpected benefits of having a gigantic cock
  • Is it a blessing or a curse? Learn to embrace what God gave you
  • Written by experts Dr. Richard Jacob and Reverend Owen Thomas
  • A real eye-opener
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7 reviews

Average: 4.5/5 stars

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by Simon - 4th of July, 2016
I've been waiting for a book like this since I realised at a young and tender age that I did indeed have a huge penis.
by Edward - 11th of October, 2016
I sent this as a gift and my friend now has all the help he needed.
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Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
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Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Description
A quick Google search and you'll see that the average size of an erect penis is 5.1 inches. Not bad. But this book is aimed squarely at the powerful humans who vastly transcend this measurement; those exalted few who can actually testify to owning a one-eyed trouser snake, a third leg, a giant redwood, a pork sword.

How To Live With A Huge Penis explores and allays the daily struggles of this genetic marvel, with chapters covering all of the major issues including:
  • Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family
  • Care and Maintenance of Your Huge Penis
  • Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis
  • Dealing with Discrimination
  • Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis
These topics are further supported by prayers, poetry, thoughtful quotations and a daily affirmations journal to inspire men of all phallic proportions. So whether you're a boner-fide Long Dong Silver or you know someone "suffering" from Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), tackle these issues head-on with this hilarious self-help book.

 

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Please Note:
  • You don't need a monstrously large penis to enjoy this book but it certainly helps
Product Features:
  • The definitive guide to dealing with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG)
  • Written by experts Dr. Richard Jacob and Reverend Owen Thomas
  • Discover the unexpected benefits of having a colossal penis
  • Learn how to care for and maintain your manhood
  • Find out the best ways to reveal your condition to your friends and family
  • Paperback, 128 pages
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 12cm(W) x 22cm(H) x 1cm(D)
Customer reviews
"Hilarious, boyfriend was (unsurprisingly) delighted to receive the book"
Georgina - 20th of February, 2017
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