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How To Live With A Huge Penis
  • How To Live With A Huge Penis
  • How To Live With A Huge Penis
  • How To Live With A Huge Penis
  • How To Live With A Huge Penis
  • How To Live With A Huge Penis
  • How To Live With A Huge Penis

How To Live With A Huge Penis

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How To Live With A Huge Penis
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  • A handy guide to dealing with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG)
  • Simple ways to tackle penile persecution & tripod tribulations
  • Discover the unexpected benefits of having a gigantic cock
  • Is it a blessing or a curse? Learn to embrace what God gave you
  • Written by experts Dr. Richard Jacob and Reverend Owen Thomas
  • A real eye-opener


A quick Google search and you'll see that the average size of an erect penis is 5.1 inches. Not bad. But this book is aimed squarely at the powerful humans who vastly transcend this measurement; those exalted few who can actually testify to owning a one-eyed trouser snake, a third leg, a giant redwood, a pork sword.

How To Live With A Huge Penis explores and allays the daily struggles of this genetic marvel, with chapters covering all of the major issues including:
  • Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family
  • Care and Maintenance of Your Huge Penis
  • Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis
  • Dealing with Discrimination
  • Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis
These topics are further supported by prayers, poetry, thoughtful quotations and a daily affirmations journal to inspire men of all phallic proportions. So whether you're a boner-fide Long Dong Silver or you know someone "suffering" from Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), tackle these issues head-on with this hilarious self-help book.

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35 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Hilarious book..... Bought for my husband *wink* funny read!! "
    - 8th of April, 2020
  • "Valentine’s gift for boyfriend—he almost laughed his abnormally large penis off."
    - 9th of March, 2020
  • "Bought for a friend that always claims to have an abnormally large make appendage. Long story short he said it was very helpful."
    - 28th of January, 2020
  • "I managed to hide this amongst our family book shelf for everyone to see. No one has noticed yet :) it’s actually a rather funny book too. "
    - 17th of January, 2020
  • "Hilariously funny gag gift for your male friends! LOVE IT!"
    - 20th of December, 2019