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How To Live With A Huge Penis
  • How To Live With A Huge Penis
  • How To Live With A Huge Penis
  • How To Live With A Huge Penis
  • How To Live With A Huge Penis
  • How To Live With A Huge Penis
  • How To Live With A Huge Penis

How To Live With A Huge Penis

A Cock and Ball Story

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How To Live With A Huge Penis
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  • A handy guide to dealing with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG)
  • Simple ways to tackle penile persecution & tripod tribulations
  • Discover the unexpected benefits of having a gigantic cock
  • Is it a blessing or a curse? Learn to embrace what God gave you
  • Written by experts Dr. Richard Jacob and Reverend Owen Thomas
  • A real eye-opener
A quick Google search and you'll see that the average size of an erect penis is 5.1 inches. Not bad. But this book is aimed squarely at the powerful humans who vastly transcend this measurement; those exalted few who can actually testify to owning a one-eyed trouser snake, a third leg, a giant redwood, a pork sword.

How To Live With A Huge Penis explores and allays the daily struggles of this genetic marvel, with chapters covering all of the major issues including:
  • Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family
  • Care and Maintenance of Your Huge Penis
  • Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis
  • Dealing with Discrimination
  • Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis
These topics are further supported by prayers, poetry, thoughtful quotations and a daily affirmations journal to inspire men of all phallic proportions. So whether you're a boner-fide Long Dong Silver or you know someone "suffering" from Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), tackle these issues head-on with this hilarious self-help book.

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16 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Amazingly funny and a great gift for the person I got it for. "
    Christian - 28th of December, 2017
  • "Hilarious, Informative. great gift!"
    Roisin - 20th of December, 2017
  • "Very informative, going to give my friend a new lease on life."
    David - 16th of December, 2017
  • "Extremely funny"
    Naomi - 14th of December, 2017
  • "Funny and very nicely written book! Bought it as a Xmas present. Hubby was reading it and had tears in his eyes from laughter! "
    Zuzana - 13th of December, 2017

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