We've heard about people seeing religious icons in their omelettes and even in their porridge, but when we heard there'd been a sighting of the Virgin Mary on a slice of toast we naturally assumed the story had originated in one of those 'Elvis found living on Atlantis with JFK' style magazines.
But then we saw a slice for ourselves and praised all that is Holy Toast. Indeed, thanks to this truly sublime bread press thou shalt never have a boring brekkie again. That's because this ingenious little device leaves an imprint of Mary on your toasted bread.
Stamp the bread
Simply push the plastic stamper into your bread before toasting and behold, your perfectly browned slice will display a clearly defined image of the Madonna herself (no, not that one).
The Holy Toast stamper is ideal for adding a touch of ecclesiastical elegance to snack time, and it's guaranteed to brighten up your breakfast. After all, regular toast is about as visually interesting as the back of a pew.
Pop your slice in the toaster for a couple of minutes
A perfect pressie for members of the cloth or those of you who fancy ingratiating yourselves with the man upstairs, Holy Toast is a miracle of simple ingenuity and rugged design. In all honesty you'd have to be a total heathen not to appreciate it - but they're not into toast anyway, are they?
And so here endeth the review. So make haste and point thy finger on the Buy button. Holy Toast, Batman!