Food & Drink January Sale

Happy F*cking Whatever Prosecco

Brutal Brut

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Happy F*cking Whatever Prosecco
We made this! It's a Firebox Original!
  • The cynical sparkling wine for any occasion
  • Personalise the label to your hearts content (up to 28 characters)
  • Let someone know how 'pleased' you are for them
  • Have a 'Happy F*cking Christmas and a Happy F*cking New Year'
Everyone else's lives are just so amazing. Always happy, always smiling, always f*cking celebrating something.

Promotions, engagements, divorces, new house, new car, new baby. Happy. F*cking. Whatever.

Send your perfect pals some boozy goodwill and show them how 'pleased' you are for their latest achievement – with a personalised bottle of Happy F*cking Whatever Prosecco.

This blunt and brutal bubbly is also ideal for birthdays, Christmas and other annual events you don't really care for.
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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