- The cynical sparkling wine for any occasion
- Personalise the label to your hearts content (up to 28 characters)
- Let someone know how 'pleased' you are for them
- Have a 'Happy F*cking Christmas and a Happy F*cking New Year'
Everyone else's lives are just so amazing. Always happy, always smiling, always f*cking celebrating something.
Promotions, engagements, divorces, new house, new car, new baby. Happy. F*cking. Whatever.
Send your perfect pals some boozy goodwill and show them how 'pleased' you are for their latest achievement – with a personalised bottle of Happy F*cking Whatever Prosecco.
This blunt and brutal bubbly is also ideal for birthdays, Christmas and other annual events you don't really care for.
Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
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