- Ladies and gentlemen, get your gardening gloves
- 100% unofficial RuPaul chia pet
- Where else can you get a terracotta bust of our lord and saviour?
- Turn that bald head into a blossoming afro garden
Sisters, we have a problem. RuPaul had a look at our products and his wig got SNATCHED. And now he’s bald. Look at that smooth head. How is he meant to put the bass in his walk with a head like that?
Something must be done. Fill his sickeningly flawless terracotta bust with chia seeds and within 2 weeks, he’ll have a fabulous, styleable afro. Make sure you don’t leave him in the shady shade or
he’ll get offended. his mane won’t flow like he deserves.
Good luck, and don’t fuck it up. Seriously. You only get one packet of chia seeds in this thing.
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