Grow A Booty
  • Grow A Booty
  • Grow A Booty
  • Grow A Booty
  • Grow A Booty

Grow A Booty

Butt-anical Gardens

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£10.99

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Grow A Booty
£10.99
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It's new, exclusive and it's a Firebox Original! 😱
  • A cheeky gift for someone who's anal about gardening
  • Cultivate your own glute-iful booty-shaped succulent
  • Just add water and pop it in a sunny spot
  • Comes in a biodegradable Ecocube Planter
V - Suitable for Vegetarians

Description

Squats? Swiss ball leg curls? Cosmetic surgery?! There are better ways to Grow a Booty. And with our patented method you'll see results in just 15-20 days!

Add a little water to this biodegradable cube, pop it in a sunny spot, and after a couple of weeks a beautiful ass-shaped succulent will begin to emerge, complete with smooth, round cheeks and tidy crevice.

Our favourite part? After a few months of booty growth, you can just place the entire Ecocube into a plot of soil/flower bed and the cube will naturally decompose and turn into scrumptious fertiliser for your sweet ass!
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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