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- A cheeky gift for someone who's anal about gardening
- Cultivate your own glute-iful booty-shaped succulent
- Just add water and pop it in a sunny spot
- Comes in a biodegradable Ecocube Planter
V - Suitable for Vegetarians
Squats? Swiss ball leg curls? Cosmetic surgery?! There are better ways to Grow a Booty. And with our patented method you'll see results in just 15-20 days!
Add a little water to this biodegradable cube, pop it in a sunny spot, and after a couple of weeks a beautiful ass-shaped succulent will begin to emerge, complete with smooth, round cheeks and tidy crevice.
Our favourite part? After a few months of booty growth, you can just place the entire Ecocube into a plot of soil/flower bed and the cube will naturally decompose and turn into scrumptious fertiliser for your sweet ass!
Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
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