In this stressful world of ours there are small worries and then there are big worries – like the bogey man and terrorists n' that.
But there's no need to recline awkwardly on a leather couch and recite your inner-most woes to a complete stranger, just write them down on a piece of paper and ram them in the gob of this Gigantic Worry Eater
This hulking beast is basically 100x bigger than a regular Sorgenfresser
and he survives on a nutritious diet of your fears and doubts; just unzip his gaping mouth
, feed him up and in the morning those worries will have vanished into thin air, digested by this powerful creature.*
He's got a truly insatiable appetite
too so there's no need to hold back. Honestly, just look at the bleedin' size of him, think of the worries this gentle giant has already consumed – there is nothing he can't handle.
*this is an impressive but fictional power – it's up to you to remove your kid's worries, both from the Sorgenfresser and in the real world.