Gigantic Worry Eater
Gigantic Worry Eater
Gigantic Worry Eater
Gigantic Worry Eater
Gigantic Worry Eater
Gigantic Worry Eater
Gigantic Worry Eater
Gigantic Worry Eater

Gigantic Worry Eater

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Gobbles up all of your biggest fears and doubts
Room for really massive worries (or loads of small pedantic ones)
Big appetite, terrible metabolism
Seriously, look at the size of him, think of the worries he's eaten
Used to be the official mascot for Blackpool FC
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Key features

  • Gobbles up all of your biggest fears and doubts
  • Room for really massive worries (or loads of small pedantic ones)
  • Big appetite, terrible metabolism
  • Seriously, look at the size of him, think of the worries he's eaten
  • Used to be the official mascot for Blackpool FC
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Description
In this stressful world of ours there are small worries and then there are big worries – like the bogey man and terrorists n' that.

But there's no need to recline awkwardly on a leather couch and recite your inner-most woes to a complete stranger, just write them down on a piece of paper and ram them in the gob of this Gigantic Worry Eater.

This hulking beast is basically 100x bigger than a regular Sorgenfresser and he survives on a nutritious diet of your fears and doubts; just unzip his gaping mouth, feed him up and in the morning those worries will have vanished into thin air, digested by this powerful creature.*

He's got a truly insatiable appetite too so there's no need to hold back. Honestly, just look at the bleedin' size of him, think of the worries this gentle giant has already consumed – there is nothing he can't handle.

*this is an impressive but fictional power – it's up to you to remove your kid's worries, both from the Sorgenfresser and in the real world.

 

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Please Note:
  • If you don't have any worries to feed him, he may die. Now that's actually a worry in itself so you should be okay.
  • Not 100x the size of a regular Sorgenfresser, he's about 5x bigger – you can see in the picture
Product Features:
  • Bloody massive – makes kids look unbearably cute when they embrace his giant gut
  • Gobbles up all of your biggest worries and fears
  • Humongous (60cm) zip mouth with spacious internal compartment – plenty of room for the whole family's worries
  • Help bridge the communication gap between parents and children (ie. find out what your kids are worrying about, without asking!)
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 64cm(W) x 120cm(H) x 50cm(D)