Giant Soy Sauce Water Bottle

For when you’ve got bigger fish to fry

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  • An unnecessarily large everyday object. Right up everyone’s street
  • Not to scale: 10 times the size of your average soy sauce bottle
  • Seems excessive. Is excessive
  • Comes complete with strap. Guzzle on the move
  • Drink like a fish, this guy has 500 ml of liquid capacity


There’s nothing mankind loves more than a good old oversized everyday object. Should we reign it in? No, that would be a sad, joyless move for humanity. Cue this Giant Soy Sauce Bottle...

10 times the height, weight and size of the gill-bearing condiment container we all know and love, this enormous specimen can be filled with just whatever the hell you like. Please do avoid filling with soy sauce. 500ml of that might kill you. Stick with coke. Or water.

You can also guzzle on the go, thanks to the trusty sling strap provided. And if that doesn’t quite quench your thirst for convenience, you’ll be pleased to know the Giant Soy Sauce Bottle also stands of its own accord. Marvellous.

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4 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "The perfect gift for a soy sauce bonkers teenager. It holds a lot of soy sauce, perfect for festivals, gaming, ironing and still life."
    Richard - 7th of October, 2015
  • "Super fun! This has been helping me hydrate more consistently. If you're drinking water, it fills best in a tall sink, like the kitchen sink."
    Alysa - 16th of September, 2015
  • "The best water bottle I've ever owned."
    Maxine - 11th of August, 2015
  • "Bought this for my 6yr old who loves sushi and likes the little soy bottles even more. He loved this more than unicorns."
    Sal - 15th of July, 2015

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