Giant STDs

Gotta catch 'em all

  • Chlamydia
    In Stock£8.99$12.19€10.19
  • Herpes
    In Stock£8.99$12.19€10.19
  • Syphilis
    In Stock£8.99$12.19€10.19
  • Soft and cuddly venereal critters
  • Over a million times their actual size, you know when you've got 'em
  • Get that warm and fuzzy feeling (in a good way this time)
  • The safest way to give and receive herpes
  • All the cool kids have them
If you're going to catch a disease, it might as well be transmitted sexually. Or at least that's one way of looking at it. Granted your genitals may feel a little bit like they're on fire, but how can you stay mad at 'The Clap' when it's now so soft, cuddly and over a million times its actual size?

Based upon their microscopic counterparts, these Giant STDs are the ideal venereal critters to spruce up your sexually active bed chamber. At last they're a pleasure to spend the night with – giving you that warm and fuzzy feeling, in a good way.

This is your chance to give and receive 'Herpes' without the cold sores and lifetime of regret, to be riddled with 'Crabs' but without the relentless itching. All the cool kids have them and now you can too.

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27 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Cutest lil STD you could ever get "
    Kirsty - 14th of September, 2017
  • "My girlfriend loves having Chlamydia. She named hers Gary!"
    Damian - 20th of February, 2017
  • "The perfect gift for all my friends - if you chuck them to one another you can all catch STD's!"
    Hebe - 15th of February, 2017
  • "I absolutely loved giving my partner Herpes. It's the one virus he said he never wanted to catch and now he is stuck with it forever! Mwuaha"
    Victoria - 15th of February, 2017
  • "Brilliant unusual and quirky gift for a bit of a giggle "
    Katie - 10th of February, 2017

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