Food & Drink January Sale

Giant STDs

Gotta catch 'em all

  • Chlamydia
    In Stock£8.99$12.49€10.19
  • Herpes
    In Stock£8.99$12.49€10.19
  • Syphilis
    Pre-order£8.99$12.49€10.19
  • Soft and cuddly venereal critters
  • Over a million times their actual size, you know when you've got 'em
  • Get that warm and fuzzy feeling (in a good way this time)
  • The safest way to give and receive herpes
  • All the cool kids have them
If you're going to catch a disease, it might as well be transmitted sexually. Or at least that's one way of looking at it. Granted your genitals may feel a little bit like they're on fire, but how can you stay mad at 'The Clap' when it's now so soft, cuddly and over a million times its actual size?

Based upon their microscopic counterparts, these Giant STDs are the ideal venereal critters to spruce up your sexually active bed chamber. At last they're a pleasure to spend the night with – giving you that warm and fuzzy feeling, in a good way.

This is your chance to give and receive 'Herpes' without the cold sores and lifetime of regret, to be riddled with 'Crabs' but without the relentless itching. All the cool kids have them and now you can too.

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31 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Great gag gift for a friend who’s had it all! Lol cant wait to see his face when he opens it"
    Shaun - 7th of December, 2017
  • "Think the other half’s not expecting this in his stocking! "
    Sabrina - 7th of November, 2017
  • "Cannot wait to give my husband herpes for Christmas. Super cute!!!"
    Dee - 17th of October, 2017
  • "I didn't realize chlamydia could make a girl so happy! "
    Daniel - 15th of October, 2017
  • "Cutest lil STD you could ever get "
    Kirsty - 14th of September, 2017

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