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Giant STDs
  • Giant STDs
  • Giant STDs
  • Giant STDs
  • Giant STDs

Giant STDs

Gotta catch 'em all

  • Chlamydia
    In Stock£8.99$12.00€10.29
  • Herpes
    In Stock£8.99$12.00€10.29
  • Syphilis
    In Stock£8.99$12.00€10.29
  • Soft and cuddly venereal critters
  • Over a million times their actual size, you know when you've got 'em
  • Get that warm and fuzzy feeling (in a good way this time)
  • The safest way to give and receive herpes
  • All the cool kids have them

Description

If you're going to catch a disease, it might as well be transmitted sexually. Or at least that's one way of looking at it. Granted your genitals may feel a little bit like they're on fire, but how can you stay mad at 'The Clap' when it's now so soft, cuddly and over a million times its actual size?

Based upon their microscopic counterparts, these Giant STDs are the ideal venereal critters to spruce up your sexually active bed chamber. At last they're a pleasure to spend the night with – giving you that warm and fuzzy feeling, in a good way.

This is your chance to give and receive 'Herpes' without the cold sores and lifetime of regret, to be riddled with 'Crabs' but without the relentless itching. All the cool kids have them and now you can too.

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37 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Best gift idea ever!! Giving everyone an STD for Christmas "
    Abby - 21st of February, 2018
  • "Gotta catch 'em all"
    Zedekaii - 15th of February, 2018
  • "Bought as a present for my friend who tells us all about how she doesn't have herpes. Well that is the case no more."
    Felicity - 14th of January, 2018
  • "Never ever seen anything like this, perfect for that special person in your life! Was greatly enjoyed! And so cute!!"
    Samuel - 3rd of January, 2018
  • "Excellent. Great secret Santa gift "
    Gareth - 30th of December, 2017

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