Giant STDs
  • Giant STDs
  • Giant STDs
  • Giant STDs
  • Giant STDs

Giant STDs

Gotta catch 'em all

  • Herpes
    In Stock£8.99$11.99€10.99
  • Syphilis
    In Stock£8.99$11.99€10.99
  • Chlamydia
    Pre-order£8.99$11.99€10.99
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  • Soft and cuddly venereal critters
  • Over a million times their actual size, you know when you've got 'em
  • Get that warm and fuzzy feeling (in a good way this time)
  • The safest way to give and receive herpes
  • All the cool kids have them

Description

If you're going to catch a disease, it might as well be transmitted sexually. Or at least that's one way of looking at it. Granted your genitals may feel a little bit like they're on fire, but how can you stay mad at 'The Clap' when it's now so soft, cuddly and over a million times its actual size?

Based upon their microscopic counterparts, these Giant STDs are the ideal venereal critters to spruce up your sexually active bed chamber. At last they're a pleasure to spend the night with – giving you that warm and fuzzy feeling, in a good way.

This is your chance to give and receive 'Herpes' without the cold sores and lifetime of regret, to be riddled with 'Crabs' but without the relentless itching. All the cool kids have them and now you can too.

More detail and specification

48 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "My gonorrhoea ridden friend was thrilled to add syphillis to her collection"
    - 11th of February, 2019
  • "Fast & friendly company. Got this as a present for a friend so he can always say we gave him Chlamydia for Christmas 🤣 thanks Firebox "
    - 23rd of January, 2019
  • "Perfect, the reaction was priceless! Gotta catch em’ all 😂🤣"
    - 23rd of January, 2019
  • "My friend loved it. Went around telling everyone I have her syphillis, which surely sent her parents raging! Funniest thing I’ve ever bought"
    - 20th of January, 2019
  • "These guys are awesome!"
    - 18th of January, 2019

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