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Giant Microbes Tree Ornaments

Tree Disease

What could be nicer than giving a loved one a horrible disease this Christmas? That’s right, giving them several in a festive Christmas tree-shaped gift box. Awww, E. coli, you shouldn’t have!

The Giant Microbes Christmas Tree Box is crammed with five cute plush Microbes, including Common Cold, Brain Cell, Kissing Disease, E. coli and the limited-edition, festively adorned Red Amoeba, complete with Santa hat, antlers, scarf, cane and mistletoe. If only real nasties were this cute.

Hang these soft, squishy critters from your real tree and onlookers of all ages will be enthralled…until you tell them they’re cooing over bunch of potentially deadly lurgies. ‘Tis the season to be bedridden. Aa-tchoo!
Giant Microbes Tree Ornaments

Common cold, E.Coli, Amoeba, Kissing Disease, Brain Cell

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Product info

Giant Microbes Tree Ornaments

Tree Disease

What could be nicer than giving a loved one a horrible disease this Christmas? That’s right, giving them several in a festive Christmas tree-shaped gift box. Awww, E. coli, you shouldn’t have!

The Giant Microbes Christmas Tree Box is crammed with five cute plush Microbes, including Common Cold, Brain Cell, Kissing Disease, E. coli and the limited-edition, festively adorned Red Amoeba, complete with Santa hat, antlers, scarf, cane and mistletoe. If only real nasties were this cute.

Hang these soft, squishy critters from your real tree and onlookers of all ages will be enthralled…until you tell them they’re cooing over bunch of potentially deadly lurgies. ‘Tis the season to be bedridden. Aa-tchoo!
Giant Microbes Tree Ornaments

Common cold, E.Coli, Amoeba, Kissing Disease, Brain Cell