Giant Lobster Claws

Why not Zoidberg?

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Ditch your dexterous digits for a pair of oversized pincers
Lead the uncomplicated life of a crustacean
Made from lobstery latex
Drastically increase the dominance of your handshake
You can even sort-of pick stuff up with them

Opposable thumbs. What a nightmare. They're the bane of our lives. If only we could ditch these dexterous digits and embrace the simple clumsiness of a pair of Giant Lobster Claws.

Forget about that illustrious piano-playing career or improving your "words-per-minute" at work, with these uncomplicated latex pincers at your disposal you can live the care-free existence of everyone's favourite crimson crustacean.

There's a separate internal thumb-hole so you can even sort-of pick things up with these mighty claws, but more importantly you get to pretend that you're Doctor Zoidberg or Sebastian from Disney's Little Mermaid (or another famous lobster).

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4 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars

"Hands down the best present I've ever bought for anyone."
Laura - 20th of July, 2015
"Love them....as does my daughter, my wife less so...."
Shane - 20th of July, 2015
"My 12 yr old daughter is over the moon with these she wore them into town shopping."
Sam - 10th of February, 2015
"MOTHERFUDGING LOBSTER CLAWS!!!"
Euan - 9th of February, 2015

Giant Lobster Claws

Why not Zoidberg?

4 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars

900 Shares

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