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Giant Lobster Claws
Giant Lobster Claws
Giant Lobster Claws
Giant Lobster Claws
Giant Lobster Claws
Giant Lobster Claws
Giant Lobster Claws
Giant Lobster Claws
Giant Lobster Claws
Giant Lobster Claws

Giant Lobster Claws

Why not Zoidberg?
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Ditch your dexterous digits for a pair of oversized pincers
Lead the uncomplicated life of a crustacean
Made from lobstery latex
Drastically increase the dominance of your handshake
You can even sort-of pick stuff up with them
Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery Not Available
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Key features

  • Ditch your dexterous digits for a pair of oversized pincers
  • Lead the uncomplicated life of a crustacean
  • Made from lobstery latex
  • Drastically increase the dominance of your handshake
  • You can even sort-of pick stuff up with them
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4 reviews

Average: 5/5 stars

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by Euan - 9th of February, 2015
MOTHERFUDGING LOBSTER CLAWS!!!
by Sam - 10th of February, 2015
My 12 yr old daughter is over the moon with these she wore them into town shopping.
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Description
Opposable thumbs. What a nightmare. They're the bane of our lives. If only we could ditch these dexterous digits and embrace the simple clumsiness of a pair of Giant Lobster Claws.

Forget about that illustrious piano-playing career or improving your "words-per-minute" at work, with these uncomplicated latex pincers at your disposal you can live the care-free existence of everyone's favourite crimson crustacean.

There's a separate internal thumb-hole so you can even sort-of pick things up with these mighty claws, but more importantly you get to pretend that you're Doctor Zoidberg or Sebastian from Disney's Little Mermaid (or another famous lobster).

 

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Please Note:
  • Probably not wise to operate any heavy machinery whilst wearing these
Product Features:
  • Set of two glorious lobster claws
  • Made from latex
  • Separate thumb holes enable you to open and close the claws
  • Gives you a very impressive new handshake
  • Pretend that you're Larry the Lobster from Spongebob Squarepants
Dimensions:
  • 37 cm long. Fits most adult hands comfortably
Customer reviews
"Hands down the best present I've ever bought for anyone."
Laura - 20th of July, 2015
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