Giant Lobster Claws

Opposable thumbs. What a nightmare. They're the bane of our lives. If only we could ditch these dexterous digits and embrace the simple clumsiness of a pair of Giant Lobster Claws.

Forget about that illustrious piano-playing career or improving your "words-per-minute" at work, with these uncomplicated latex pincers at your disposal you can live the care-free existence of everyone's favourite crimson crustacean.

There's a separate internal thumb-hole so you can even sort-of pick things up with these mighty claws, but more importantly you get to pretend that you're Doctor Zoidberg or Sebastian from Disney's Little Mermaid (or another famous lobster).