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We don’t sell the Giant Lobster Claws anymore, sorry!

We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

We did once and we had fun. But we've moved on. These things happen. We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

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Opposable thumbs. What a nightmare. They're the bane of our lives. If only we could ditch these dexterous digits and embrace the simple clumsiness of a pair of Giant Lobster Claws.

Forget about that illustrious piano-playing career or improving your "words-per-minute" at work, with these uncomplicated latex pincers at your disposal you can live the care-free existence of everyone's favourite crimson crustacean.

There's a separate internal thumb-hole so you can even sort-of pick things up with these mighty claws, but more importantly you get to pretend that you're Doctor Zoidberg or Sebastian from Disney's Little Mermaid (or another famous lobster).

Product info

Opposable thumbs. What a nightmare. They're the bane of our lives. If only we could ditch these dexterous digits and embrace the simple clumsiness of a pair of Giant Lobster Claws.

Forget about that illustrious piano-playing career or improving your "words-per-minute" at work, with these uncomplicated latex pincers at your disposal you can live the care-free existence of everyone's favourite crimson crustacean.

There's a separate internal thumb-hole so you can even sort-of pick things up with these mighty claws, but more importantly you get to pretend that you're Doctor Zoidberg or Sebastian from Disney's Little Mermaid (or another famous lobster).