Giant Lobster Claws
  • Giant Lobster Claws
  • Giant Lobster Claws
  • Giant Lobster Claws

Giant Lobster Claws

Why not Zoidberg?

Product not available at the moment.
  • Ditch your dexterous digits for a pair of oversized pincers
  • Lead the uncomplicated life of a crustacean
  • Made from lobstery latex
  • Drastically increase the dominance of your handshake
  • You can even sort-of pick stuff up with them


Opposable thumbs. What a nightmare. They're the bane of our lives. If only we could ditch these dexterous digits and embrace the simple clumsiness of a pair of Giant Lobster Claws.

Forget about that illustrious piano-playing career or improving your "words-per-minute" at work, with these uncomplicated latex pincers at your disposal you can live the care-free existence of everyone's favourite crimson crustacean.

There's a separate internal thumb-hole so you can even sort-of pick things up with these mighty claws, but more importantly you get to pretend that you're Doctor Zoidberg or Sebastian from Disney's Little Mermaid (or another famous lobster).

More detail and specification

4 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Hands down the best present I've ever bought for anyone."
    Laura - 20th of July, 2015
  • "Love does my daughter, my wife less so...."
    Shane - 20th of July, 2015
  • "My 12 yr old daughter is over the moon with these she wore them into town shopping."
    Sam - 10th of February, 2015
    Euan - 9th of February, 2015