Game of Gnomes
Game of Gnomes
Game of Gnomes
Game of Gnomes
Game of Gnomes
Game of Gnomes
Game of Gnomes
Game of Gnomes

Game of Gnomes

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Game. Of. GNOMES.
Handsome lawn ornament inspired by the popular TV show
Forged from a "thousand" rusty gardening tools
Use it to ward off garden pests – white walkers and the like
Looks a bit like a disgruntled and tyrannical Papa Smurf
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Key features

  • Game. Of. GNOMES.
  • Handsome lawn ornament inspired by the popular TV show
  • Forged from a "thousand" rusty gardening tools
  • Use it to ward off garden pests – white walkers and the like
  • Looks a bit like a disgruntled and tyrannical Papa Smurf
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14 reviews

Average: 4.5/5 stars

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by Courtney - 12th of May, 2015
Bought as a gift. Really good quality and nicely packaged.
by Emma - 13th of May, 2015
I bought this for my friends 30th birthday and she was over the moon! Such a cool bit of merch!
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Description
Every now and again a piece of wordplay comes along that's so sumptuous, so irresistible that it would be a travesty to not bring it to life (Robocup anyone?). We present to you... Game of Gnomes.

The original may have been forged from a thousand swords in the fiery exhalation of a dragon named 'Balerion the Black Dread', but this slightly diminutive version is appropriately made up of an assortment of rusty gardening tools.

Perched upon his imposing royal armchair, this tyrannical gnome rules over your garden (and the seven neighbouring houses) with a weatherproof polyresin fist and is most effective at warding off common garden pests – treacherous family members, grumpkins, white walkers etc.

 

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Please Note:
  • Jokes cruelly comparing Tyrion Lannister to a gnome purposefully left out, much against better judgement
Product Features:
  • We can't stress it enough...Game. Of. GNOMES.
  • The King of all garden ornaments
  • Hand-painted and made from weatherproof polyresin
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 19cm(W) x 27cm(H) x 16cm(D)
Customer reviews
"Super epic. Made my garden look so cool."
Rob Calland - 9th of December, 2015
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