Game of Gnomes
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Game of Gnomes

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  • Game. Of. GNOMES.
  • Handsome lawn ornament inspired by the popular TV show
  • Forged from a "thousand" rusty gardening tools
  • Use it to ward off garden pests – white walkers and the like
  • Looks a bit like a disgruntled and tyrannical Papa Smurf


Every now and again a piece of wordplay comes along that's so sumptuous, so irresistible that it would be a travesty to not bring it to life (Robocup anyone?). We present to you... Game of Gnomes.

The original may have been forged from a thousand swords in the fiery exhalation of a dragon named 'Balerion the Black Dread', but this slightly diminutive version is appropriately made up of an assortment of rusty gardening tools.

Perched upon his imposing royal armchair, this tyrannical gnome rules over your garden (and the seven neighbouring houses) with a weatherproof polyresin fist and is most effective at warding off common garden pests – treacherous family members, grumpkins, white walkers etc.

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14 Reviews

Average 4.5/5 stars
  • "Super epic. Made my garden look so cool."
    Rob Calland - 9th of December, 2015
  • "Amazing - He will sit on his Throne in my garden, Lord of all he surveys and like Jon Snow he will know nothing and keep all my secrets."
    Shirley - 31st of July, 2015
  • "He';s so gorgeous, really well made. Was going to give to a friend to say sorry I have kept his Game of Thrones DVD so long. May keep now."
    Patricia - 17th of July, 2015
  • "An enGNOMEous garden/home ornament for the anyone who is a Throne fanatic. get one to keep those happy smiling gnomes in order or else!!"
    Barry - 15th of July, 2015
  • "The gnome was lighter than expected but that is not a problem. Excellent product, bought as a gift for my son who will love it."
    Ronald - 15th of July, 2015