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Fucking Strong Coffee Chocolate Beans
  • Fucking Strong Coffee Chocolate Beans

Fucking Strong Coffee Chocolate Beans

Beanz meanz strong

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  • This’ll blow ya frock up!
  • Addictively delicious chocolate covered coffee beans
  • Ridiculously moreish, good thing the jar is a hefty 200g!
  • Imparts a mild caffeinated zing
  • Please buy them before we scoff the whole lot

Description

A word of advice: don’t have one of these. Because you’ll want another. And another. And another, until you’ve finished the whole damn jar and now what are you going to give your uncle for his birthday, you greedy little piglet?

These crunchy yet tender beans are the perfect treat. Moreish to the max, they provide the optimum level of soft caffeinated buzz. Unless you eat the whole jar like we did, taking the buzz from soft to EXTREME.

That said, these bad boys are deceptively mellow - unlike their original powdered counterpart. It would be irresponsible of us to make these beans as strong as that stuff. There would be lawsuits, perhaps even hyperactive beanmen roaming the streets. We can’t have that now, can we?
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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5 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Really strong! "
    - 10th of July, 2019
  • "Very tasty! I bought this for my boyfriend for his birthday, as he is a coffee lover, and even though I don’t like coffee, these were great!"
    - 22nd of January, 2019
  • "A sweet Caffeine hit"
    - 6th of November, 2018
  • "Looks good. Its a present so I have yet to try them. Was missing the CrapWrap though. Customer Service resolved this flawlessly."
    Luke - 3rd of October, 2018
  • "True to their word, divinely STRONG and the epitome of moreish! I had to get my partner to hide them from me just so they'd last a 2nd day!"
    Nicola - 27th of September, 2018

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