Exclaim your true feelings with this box of fucks. Don’t be lewd, it’s just tape. The most badass, honest tape in the entire universe. Don’t believe us? Go foraging out there in the empty blackness of space and get back to us.
It’s 26 feet long! The tape, not the empty blackness of space. That’s even bigger! Enough about space.
You’d never guess it’s so long because it’s rolled up tightly in this compact desk-friendly cube. You could even put it in your pocket for fucks on the move. So useful. We’ve truly thought of everything.