Flump Face

You're looking a little puffy

  • A4
    In Stock£14.99$20.00€16.79
  • A5
    In Stock£12.99$17.29€14.59
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  • Immortalise your sexy face on a slab of sweet pillowy pleasure
  • Have your photo printed onto a chunky personalised marshmallow
  • Moreish vanilla flavour – your smile has never looked sweeter
  • A healthy alternative to outright cannibalism
  • It's the single greatest thing to ever come out of a printer

You know when someone has a really smiley face and all you want to do is squish and smush it? Well your sickly-sweet fantasies are about to come true with the latest breakthrough in soft and sugary photo-fectionary – Flump Face.

Just upload a high quality photo of you, your mate, your dog or anyone you like and we'll immortalise them on a chunky A4 or A5 slab of marshmallow. With its moreish vanilla flavour you'll be quite literally stuffing your face in no time. It's like a sweeter, slightly more wrinkly version of yourself that you can twist, rip, lick, slap, stretch or just gnaw on like a ravenous dog grabbing a chew toy.

There's a highly satisfying "voodoo doll" element to them too; now you can feast on your ex's beautiful eyes, dunk them in hot chocolate or toast them on the BBQ – make sure they meet a sticky end.

It puts other personalised photo gifts to shame, so forget about lousy printed canvases and the likes of schmoonpig.com – this is the single greatest thing to ever flop out of a printer.

Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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22 Reviews

Average 4.5/5 stars
  • "Freakin' awesome!! That is all!"
    Lee - 17th of October, 2016
  • "Tasted great, arrived quickly, what more could you want."
    Lily - 25th of February, 2016
  • "Possibly the best present ever."
    Yun - 12th of February, 2016
  • "Bought as a secret santa gift, went down a treat!"
    Sarah - 4th of January, 2016
  • "Fantastic. The quality of the picture was brilliant and tasted really good."
    Caroline - 1st of January, 2016

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