Multicoloured LEDs flash and pulse in time to the beat
Remember those wacky dancing flowers that drove everyone to distraction in the 80s? Well they’re back and better than ever. Providing conclusive evidence that you can’t keep a good craze down, Flower Rock 2.0
are even more annoying, sorry, we mean entertaining than their pre-millennial counterparts.
Just like before, these boogie-ing blooms sway and dance
when they hear music. But thanks to a 21st century upgrade they now boast a built-in Sanyo speaker
so you can plug in your MP3 player
and rock out alongside your, erm, plastic flower. That’s wearing sunglasses.
Choose your flash mode
But wait, if you think that’s mad there’s more: the leaves and petals on each flower are festooned with multicoloured LEDs that flash and pulse
in time to the beat. You can even choose between seven different flash modes. Progress? Absolutely!
Plug in your mp3 and rock on!
It doesn’t matter what music or sound each Flower Rock 2.0 hears, it will dance and flash regardless: heavy petal, the Kaiser Leafs, the poetry of Peat Doherty, re-hashed puns – you name it, this kitsch little gizmo loves it. And because it’s battery operated you can plonk it anywhere you fancy. You can even carry one to work on the bus. At least no one will sit next to you.
If you really are bonkers with more money than sense, why not daisy chain a bunch of these jolly boppers together to create a field of flashing flora; a rock garden if you will. Don’t ask why, just do as we say or we’ll be forced to watch our entire shipment wilt and die due to an overdose of Miley Cyrus dirge.
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